Let me introduce the players:

po@notofthisworld.nu
	a.k.a. "Po," "Mr. Po," "Smelly Guy," "Sweet Boy"
	Black; sleek, aloof, likes to chew cords and poke you in the face in the middle of the night
hercules@notofthisworld.nu
	a.k.a. "Herc," "Hoover 2," "Bite-y Guy," "Pink Nose," "Possum-Boy"
	Black & white; pudgy, likes to snuggle, does a great impression of a heating pad
thena@notofthisworld.nu
	a.k.a. "Taz,", "WildOne", "Mittens"
	Silver tabby; intense, possessive, watch-cat extraordinaire
affie@notofthisworld.nu
	a.k.a. "Punkin," "Affie," "FuzzBall",; "Phro"
	Butterscotch tabby; quiet, sneaky, likes to cuddle
ares@notofthisworld.nu
	a.k.a. "Buddy," "Shoelace Slayer," "Hey You!" "Aargh!"
	Grey short-haired; soft, strong, silent, likes to attack shoelaces, or anything else that moves.
donny@notofthisworld.nu
	a.k.a. "Donny," "Donny-Boy," "Donald Frump," "Sweet-Boy," "Six," "Hoover 2," "Frumpmeister," "Frumpenheim"
	Grey long-haired; fuzzy, pudgy, likes to lay down when eating, drinking, or scratching.
annie@notofthisworld.nu
	a.k.a. "Annie," "Annie-girl," "Fruit Bat," "Hey C'mere" "Sweet-Girl," "Squeaker"
	Cream tortoise-shell; petite, sweet (well, not-so-much), and loves Newton, her sleepy-time pal.
	a.k.a. "The Captain"
phoebe@notofthisworld.nu
	a.k.a. "Phoebs," "The Phoeb,"
	Tortoise-shell; one tough no-nonsense feline.
zeus@notofthisworld.nu
	a.k.a. "Zeuser"
missy@notofthisworld.nu
	a.k.a. "Missy", "Missy-Miss"
demi@notofthisworld.nu
	a.k.a. "Demi", "Dameeter Damoocher"
tasha@notofthisworld.nu
	a.k.a. "Natasha", "Tasha"
aiden@notofthisworld.nu
	a.k.a. "Aiden"
apollo@notofthisworld.nu
	a.k.a. "Paolo"